I don't know karate but I do know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
However sad you may feel, just remember, somewhere in the world, a fat kid just dropped his ice cream.
Money will not buy happiness but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.